Green is Green
a Panic at the Disco/Harry Potter AU
Spencer/Brendon
R

A/N: this fic has taken me forever to finish, but I'm so glad to see it done, because Slytherins are my favorite. I want to take every fictional character I have ever loved and make them fit into this world. A world of thanks to shirethief for listening to me yammer on about it and for the hand-holding.

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Disclaimer: This did not actually happen to anyone mentioned who is an actual real live person, and the fictional characters within aren't mine.


( In the metaphor that uses black and white to describe dichotomies, Spencer has always gotten a little lost. If it had been left up to the majority of the wizarding world, the colors that describe the two entities of good and evil would be as follows; every other color and green. )

Okay guys, I am in desperate need of someone to beta read my Harry Potter Bandom fic. Anyone willing? Bueller?

Five years of Hogwarts and Spencer hadn't even bothered to wonder what the kid's name was, but now that he knows, he sees Brendon Urie everywhere. In the hall between classes, reaching for the same Porean root in Potions, across the hall at suppertime.

It's with disgust that he watches him, certainly not interest. Disgust and possibly a morbid fascination. They say a person's eyes are drawn to disasters, and Urie is certainly that; he stumbles around without a care for where he's going or what he's doing. Pure inertia exploding everywhere, and he's lucky that his arms and legs seem to be accustomed to catching himself. Not that Spencer's noticed.

Another thing Spencer certainly hasn't noticed is the way Brendon Urie's robes sometimes hang lopsidedly off his body, the neck hanging down so that smooth skin is visible above the neckline.

"Smith, why do you keep gaping at the Gryffindors? What could possibly be worth looking at?" Draco Malfoy sneers the question at him between delicate bites of pudding.

"Nothing." Spencer insists, drawing his mouth into a tight line and trying to remember that.

I have been writing this for a while, and I've just lost the first few scenes, which kind of makes me heartbroken. But it will be salvaged, and it will be the most fabulous Brendon/Spencer Hogwarts AU ever created.