Van Halen is mindless, a no-brainer, a they cheer me up almost 100% of the time. Eddie Van Halen needs to call me, I can't get over his face.



ETA: ha, I already have a Van Halen tag! I win.

way too cute to be such an ass

Seriously, look at his little hipswish.

Morning. :)

Eddie Van Halen = amazing and wonderful and gorgeous. The cute is still there, and also? He's ripped. See, he replaced their old bassist with his sixteen year old son, Wolfgang Van Halen which is... I mean, he's sixteen! And he's playing with Van Halen! And he and his dad do lots of really really cute things onstage together, like get on their knees in front of eachother and play solos back and forth. And Eddie's fingers are... genius. I mean, come on. He plays his guitar, and he plays is loud. He's got huge, huge talent for that genre, undoubtedly the best the world's seen (once again, I stress, for the genre) and he's just so... CUTE. Seriously, cute.

David Lee Roth is fun, but meh. Anyone can do that, Davey, and you ain't got Sammy Hagar's voice...

But Eddie. Good Lord, Eddie Van Halen. Like, sweet Jesus and all the saints. And you know what the worst part is? As much as Diamond Dave's gotta be an egotistical sonofabitch, Eddie Van Halen must be an ass. He's gotta be a douche. I mean, he's gone through how many band members? IT JUST SUCKS, because LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!! Oh, whoops, I mean, Look how cute he is!

Now, look at Wolfgang Van Halen (the sixteen year old son, are you following me?!)... what happened there? Je ne sais pas.

In any event, David Lee Roth described the band last night as "three quarters original, one quarter inevitable" and how cute is that? In conclusion: EDDIE VAN HALEN, I adore you and want to sleep with your gorgeous, gorgeous self, despite rumours that you are a dickhead. In my head, you are adorable.

Also, hello surprise opener: Kymani Marley. Good thing I was randomly wearing my Bob shirt. I SAW MARLEY'S SON, OKAY, and it was sprung on me so I didn't even get to properly squee! He played a bunch of really amazing tunes, and also No Woman No Cry and I Shot the Sheriff. Awesome, awesome. He's also really, really pretty.

Oh music. Oh roadtrips. Oh concert. ♥

ETA: I was just looking good old Eddie up, and I found him on http://www.amiannoying.com/ (I voted no, obvi... I mean, the site isn't amIadouche.com) and I've been going along rating people... and I can't do it! I almost always vote no! And I'm sitting here shouting at the screen STOP BEING SO JUDGEY, YOU GREAT JUDGING GITS.