Being in a band with guys allows you to hear them say sentences like, "I don't care who it is, I need to get some fucking pussy tonight. What do you think of the girl in blue?" But then if you say anything outside of an eye roll, they won't say things like that around you anymore, which would possibly be worse.

I went on a roadtrip with two guys last weekend, we all slept in one room, and good lord, guys like to fart. A LOT. And then laugh about it.

MEN, BOYS, UGH.

PS: on our roadtrip, we saw Fleetwood Mac. And yes, they were unexpecedly amazing. I'd been figuring on them phoning it in. But Lindsay Buckingham knocked it out of the park, even though he's not as gorgeous as he once was. He played Never Going Back Again and Big Love acoustic. Many heart-attacks were had. And Mick Fleetwood looks like Santa, but still comes across as a totally innovative drummer, even though what he's doing is thirty years old. You know who is just as gorgeous, though? Stevie Nicks! She's beautiful. Rock on, gold dust woman.