Glee!!

My face looks like this right now -----------------------> XD XD XD XD XD XD

I posted this voice post last night and I also reuploaded Paramore's Brand New Eyes to a new host. This is new news.

Is Glee! old tonight? I hate it when shows are not new.

I watched ( Gossip Girl 3x07, How To Succeed in Bassness, though. )

I like Celine Dion very much. I admit, a lot of her stuff is cheesy, but that doesn't make her voice any less amazing. Her version of Heart's Alone is astounding. That being said, I think Kristin Chenoweth's version of that song from last night's Glee is the best one I've ever heard. Maybe it's because I know Kristin's belt to be more effortless than Celine's, or because hearing that voice come out of that 4'11 package blows me away every time. I know that Kristin has a better range. She can hit an Eb 3 FREAKIN' OCTAVES ABOVE MIDDLE C, and not only can she HIT IT, THAT'S HER HIGHEST SINGABLE NOTE. (Watch that clips at 27 seconds in. She amazes me.) Also, Maybe This Time from last night.

Today I am going to attempt to buy my father the world's best Christmas present. Wish me luck.

In case you wanted to re-live the very best part of Glee last night, here's a link. It's so cheesy that it's awesome. WILL. ♥

You know what's great? When it's pay day. Like today. MONEY, COME ON. (Although, I did just find a hundred dollar bill in my pocket... that I had forgotten about. NOT EVEN KIDDING. I got it when I played a show last weekend and just... forgot. WHAT IF I HAD LOST IT? Jeesh. Another few hundred this weekend for playing. This business just might pay my bills.)

Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.

I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.

My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.

I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.

- John Mayer, via twitter.

I really hope that this is true. But we all remember the "rumour control" he was attempting to do when it first got out that he was dating Jessica Simpson, yeah?

Either way, not as shocking a revelation as Rainn Wilson let out on his twitter last night:

Did u know the letters in 'Obama' can be rearranged to spell 'Roomba'? Coincidence? Or is he actually a self guided vacuum cleaner?

So, Cheno is gonna be on Glee for at least an episode. Jesus, this show is pushing every button I have. Honestly, old school Wicked fans are totally getting their mainstream Cheno fix.

BIG BANG BIG BANG BIG BANG BIG BANG.

I pretty much never post gifs, but good lord, look at this one from vanishingwater: